The video of Nikki Glaser‘s full 2026 Golden Globes monologue is here, and it’s over 10 minutes of joke after joke.
She opened with an iconic line: “Without a doubt, the most important thing that’s happening in the world right now.”
“I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight, it is insane. So many A-listers… and by A-listers, I mean people who are on ‘a list’ that has been heavily redacted. And the Golden Globe for Best Editing goes to… the Justice Department!” she joked.
She’s 🔙 hosting the #GoldenGlobes, it’s @NikkiGlaser! pic.twitter.com/6DWgeBT7FG
— Golden Globes (@goldenglobes) January 12, 2026
She then went in on the changes happening at CBS News: “And the award for most editing goes to CBS News! Yes, CBS News: America’s newest place to ‘See B.S. news.’”
She made jokes about a lot of celebrities including Leonardo DiCaprio, Michael B. Jordan (“Nikki B. Jerkin’”), and more.
Watch above!